My rude neighbors drink and party while playing loud music or shouting at the television. They carouse with visitors and they argue vociferously when alone. But their greatest offense of all is the loud sex they have with their loud bawdy talk, as if the entire building must be informed what of his is inside what of hers and how it is the greatest feeling in the world and the entire neighborhood must be put on notice that sex, very pleasant sex, is being had on the second floor of our building. Rude neighbors!
by Thomas Wigington